people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?
mom: why, are you hungry?
HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION
please love me as much as you love pizza.
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
reblog if your url represents who you really are
Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school.
do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you
shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post