illkim:

When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on

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(Source: illkim, via leftnipple)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via andrealessi)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(Source: luxvriously, via kobyxgrimm)

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

(Source: memewhore, via 50shadesoflesbionage)

boys-and-suicide:

I’m so jealous of people who can smile and look good doing it.

(Source: boys-and-suicide, via yotalia)

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

(via crunchier)

collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

(via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: gypsylyps, via dreababex0)

phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

(via nel-tune)

keep-that-pussy-wet:

If you don’t worship your girls ass what are you even doing

(Source: o-ohmy-senpai, via dreababex0)

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

(via fake-mermaid)

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nel-tune:

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

what. the. actual. shit.

(Source: suprenaturals)

"Sometimes when you meet someone there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight but I believe in that click."

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