snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

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jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

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artpopsicle:

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fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

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hazelnvt:

please love me as much as you love pizza.

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fuckyeanna:

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

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upclosefromafar:

❁⊱☀~Nature n stuff~☀⊰❁

coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

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blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

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simulates:

glow blog 

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